Basically, some people hate Christmas, some people love it. Either way, people don’t shut the fuck up about it until it’s easily March. St. Patty’s day booze shuts them up finally. (I, for one, love Christmas like I love a big booty bitch, which is a lot)

~ The Book of This and That, by Robert Lynd, 1915

Basically, some people hate Christmas, some people love it. Either way, people don’t shut the fuck up about it until it’s easily March. St. Patty’s day booze shuts them up finally. (I, for one, love Christmas like I love a big booty bitch, which is a lot)

~ The Book of This and That, by Robert Lynd, 1915